The financial pastor for a church got a call from the IRS one day, “Thank you for taking my call. We are auditing the taxes for a member of your congregation, Mr. Jones. We see that he donated $129,0000 to the church last year. Can you confirm this please?” The financial pastor replied,
I want to share with you six truths of life: 1. It is impossible to touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading this first truth will try it. 3. They will discover that the first truth is a lie, it can indeed be done 4. YOU are smiling now because you’re an idiot. 5. Yo
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading east towards Georgia on I-90. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first trooper pulled over immediately. The rookie Trooper pulled over right behind him and asked, “Sarge, why’d you stop?” R
I have prayed prayers that moved mountains and I have prayed prayers that God answered with a different response. However, I have seen some things in common with the ones that moved mountains (as well as ones that met with a different response). The key is, still, humbly, I go to God in prayer and d
A few months ago, my grandson, Isaac started to try to stand on his feet to walk. Nope….it just wasn’t happening! His younger cousin, Rhys had been walking for a month or two. So Isaac crawls with this cute lion gate, shaking his head back and forth, determined to get where he wants to g
Embarking on a new journey in life is usually stressful. Even getting older is stressful. Sometimes life can even seem like a scary journey. Being “in control” is something we hold near and dear to us, isn’t it? We often fear the unknown…..but we can’t escape it. Should