A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. They had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the man carefully divided the hamburger in half, and then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half o
“Why are you always late?” the teacher asked. “I threw away my alarm clock!” my friend said. The teacher, puzzled, asked, “But why did you throw away your alarm clock?” My friend told her, “Because it always went off when I was asleep.”
“The Earth is degenerating today. Bribery and corruption abound. Children no longer obey their parents, every man wants to write a book, and it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching.” Sound familiar?
Imagine it’s the end of the world. How will it be reported in the media? The Wall street Journal would report: “DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS”. Rolling Stone would report, “THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR”. Inc. magazine would report: “TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FR
In 1943 the chairman of IBM, Thomas Watson, said, “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” In 1977 Ken Olsen, president of Digital Equipment Corp (makers of mainframe computers) said, “There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.” And in 1
When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing. That’s why we should give to God what’s right and not what’s left. Of course, if you give to God according to your income….He might make your income according to your giving. Why? Because God looks at your heart…not