They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. Hooray!! I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.! Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder…
Let me explain, tell me if this isn’t familiar:
I decide to work on a new song! I start toward the JamminStation and notice the mail on the table. Ok, I’m going to work on a new song. But first I’m going to go through the mail. I lay my pic and capo down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I notice the trashcan is full. Ok, I’ll just put the bills on my desk and take the trashcan out, but since I’m going to be near the mailbox anyway, I’ll pay these few bills first. Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, there’s only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk. Oh, there’s the bottle of water I was drinking. I’m going to look for those checks. But first, my water is warm, oh, maybe I’ll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while.
I head towards the kitchen and the flowers I recently got Kelly catch my eye, they need some water. I set the water on the counter and uh oh! There are my glasses. I was looking for them all morning! I’d better put them away first. I fill a container with water and head for the flowerpots – – Aaaaaagh! Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We’ll never think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to watch television so I’d better put it back in the family room where it belongs. I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I throw the remote onto Kelly’s recliner and I head back into the kitchen trying to figure out what it was I was going to do?
End of Day: The song isn’t even started, the bills are unpaid, and the bottle of water is still sitting on the kitchen counter, the flowers are half watered, the checkbook still only has one check in it and I can’t seem to find my pic or my capo!
When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I’m baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!!
hahahha!!!!
funny
Im 54, and I am already AAADD